I have some aloe vera plants around the house. With my luck one of them will end up piercing right trough my nasal septum one day.

@stordopoulos Smile, warm eyes.

LOL! RT @iliarar: @oriste Forget the dog. You need a “Beware of Attacking Foliage” warning!

@katchristofer I like your new avatar

I have a history with sharp edges of plants attacking me. I had my right eye pricked twice by the leaf of a holly where we lived before.

Thanks all for your best wishes and for those who noticed the contradiction in the prescribed remedy, yeah, bothers me too slightly 😛

Ear is fine, as is its appendage (me). Gotta keep it dry for 10 days and splash it with some antibiotics for good measure.

Back from hospital, right eardrum got slightly pierced by a yucca leaf. Don’t even ask.

I raise my hat to you, mrs Clinton, you’ve got balls! bit.ly/v646Mq (via @helena_chari @stephenfry)

LOL! RT @nastaya: RT @Faltsios: Άνοιξε, όμως! RT @ElChron: Aren’t you really poor in Greece or something? lockerz.com/s/162801540

ALERT! RT @stazybohorn RT @mgdm Don’t use download.com mgdm.eu/vNYIXd

@GraHodgetts The most important question seems to be “will it be available for Android”

@helena_chari Samaras just hasn’t come to grips yet with the fact that he is no longer opposition party leader. It’ll sink in with time.

@helena_chari Like all his predecessors, the leader of the opposition party (no matter which) in Greece always says “Όχι”